VERY VERY TALL BOYS
THAT ARE TALL
BOYS WITH HEIGHT
I LOVE IT
it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever
good for you.
you finally told me what I already knew.
then I made you do the hula in a coconut bra in front of my friends so I could feel like I had some sort of revenge.
you walked out of my apartment and shut the door.
it will be easy to adjust to this new life you’re not in.
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you
And the worst part is that most Americans think they are living in a Utopia
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment