The No Pants Dance

Great Googly Moogly

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sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

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boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via meeshka13)

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fussybabybitch:

Depends has been pushing a regendered version of menstrual pads for dudes with incontinence issues and the entire advertisement campaign is based around desperately trying to masculinize diapers & it’s everything you’d expect from that concept and more

(via extrememediocrity)

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linzeestyle:

Okay no but really, I am never going to get over Sam Wilson.  

Just — the way we are introduced to him in the Winter Soldier.  He’s just met Steve; Steve, who puts up bravado and friendly sarcasm and banter, who’s always okay because he’s Captain America and that’s what everyone needs him to be, especially a soldier, especially a veteran.  He’s only just met Steve, but he understands him immediately — not the icon, not the hero, not even the soldier, but the man, this barely-a-kid who’s woken up to find everyone he loves dead and a world he doesn’t recognize and keeps moving because it’s all he knows how to do, follows orders because if he doesn’t he’d collapse and he has no one left to carry him.  Sam gets it because he’s been there and he won’t let Steve keep walking wounded, too.  Sam barely knows Steve and he risks everything for him; Sam barely knows Steve, but he knows what it’s like, to desperately need someone to trust.  Sam barely knows Steve but he’s willing to be that for him — even when everything’s going to hell, even when Steve is a self-destructive wreck, even when following Steve means  sympathy for the goddamn devil with a metal arm and a broken mind, and Sam will try to see the human left in the Winter Soldier, too, if that’s what Steve Rogers needs him to do.  Because Steve Rogers used to love the man the Winter Soldier was, and Steve Rogers needs someone to love. Sam’s been there, and Sam won’t let Steve go through it alone.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here, in this corner, trying not to cry about Sam Wilson.

(via thefreshprinceof-denmark)

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snailfriend:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We’ve been taught a woman’s body will cause men to sin. We’re told that if a woman shows too much of her body men will do stupid things. Let’s be clear: A woman’s body is not dangerous to you. Her body will not cause you harm. It will not make you do stupid things. If you do stupid things, it is because you chose to do stupid things.
How to See a Woman: A Conversation Between a Father and Son  (via farrahtales)

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