The No Pants Dance

Great Googly Moogly

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starsandatoms:

okay though if there’s anything that struck me on rewatching the first Cap movie it’s how much Steve and Bucky are such assholes to each other and it’s amazing

and like can you just imagine recovered!Bucky and Steve going on missions together and Steve being like

"wow Buck that thing you did there was actually kind of smart, all the stupid must’ve grown out in your hair"

and Bucky being all

"you might not know this, Steve, but there’s this thing we say these days that might be really useful for you to know and it goes like this: go fuck yourself"

and all the other avengers looking at each other like we read about you in history books, you are national heroes, what even

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n-a-blue-box:

barnses:

let’s hear it for captain america

 (via punkrickgrimes)

"You turned my gentle friend into a weapon and I am less than thrilled about it"

(Source: billburroughs, via clarywasp)

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student:
can i borrow a pencil
teacher:
i don't know, CAN you?
student:
yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious