I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BOOTY BIG BOOTY BIG BOOTY, AWW YEAH, BIG BOOTY
An apology in advance to Sara and Meara, my two dedicated followers, as this blog may turn into a narcissistic diary real quick.
I love you anyway.
listen here broe youre not just going to come here with yr flamethrower thinkin u can do wahtever you want
Madi, we’re getting icecream like this in the OBX next week.
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u
my love for british men has grown to the point that i love them before i realize they’re actually british and were faking an american accent the whole time
im looking at you Mr Fancy-Pancy Hugh Dancy
westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)
THE EYE CHART!!!!!
Why is he in a Five Guys?
One of the sweetest photos you will ever see.